Now, a lot of you are probably wondering… why Jerry isn’t with us tonight. Well, I’ll tell you. The fact is he’s tied up. I’m the one who tied him. Well, I know you think I’m joking… but, believe me, that’s the only way… I could break into show business… by hijacking Jerry Langford. Right now, Jerry is strapped to a chair… somewhere in the middle of the city. Go ahead, laugh. Thank you. I appreciate it. But the fact is, I’m here. Now, tomorrow you’ll know I wasn’t kidding… and you’ll think I was crazy. But, look, I figure it this way. Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime. Thank you. Thank you.

- Robert De Niro alias Rupert Pupkin in Martin Scorseses The King of Comedy

Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake. 

- Ingrid Bergman alias Ilsa Lund, Humphrey Bogart alias Rick Blaine and Dooley Wilson alias Sam in Michael Curtiz´ Casablanca

These are my friends.
See how they glisten.
See this one shine…
How he smiles in the light.
My friend.
My faithful friend…
Speak to me friend.
Whisper…
I’ll listen.
I know, I know you’ve been locked
out of sight
all these years, like me
My friend…
well I’ve come home to find you waiting.
Home, and we’re together!
And we’ll do wonders.
Won’t we?
You there, my friend?

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- Helena Bonham Carter alias Mrs. Lovett and Johnny Depp alias Sweeney Todd in Tim Burtons Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

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- Scarlett Johansson alias Charlotte and Bill Murray alias Bob Harris in Sofia Coppolas Lost in Translation

Dance, yeah
Nothing left for me to do but dance!
All these bad times I’m going through
Just dance! hey
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby

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- Jon Heder alias Napoleon Dynamite in Jared Hess´ Napoleon Dynamite

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain.

Time to die.

- Rutger Hauer alias Roy Batty in Ridley Scotts Blade Runner

Show me the money! - Tom Cruise alias Jerry Maguire in Cameron Crowes Jerry Maguire

You had me at “hello”.  - Renée Zellweger alias Dorothy Boyd in Cameron Crowes Jerry Maguire

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- Cary Grant alias Roger O. Thornhill in Alfred Hitchcock´s North by Northwest

You know I can’t smile without you
I can’t smile without you
I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
I’m findin’ it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you’re sad
I feel glad when you’re glad
If you only knew what I’m goin’ through
I just can’t smile without you
You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who’da believed that you were part of a dream?
Now it all seems light years away
And now you know I can’t smile without you

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- Jake Gyllenhaal alias Donald “Donnie” Darko in Richard Kelly´s Donnie Darko